HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Moto Jacket- Dorothy Perkins, Shirt- Thrifted, Skirt & Shoes- ASOS, Serpentina lipstick- Lime Crime

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! Seriously. I live for Halloween. It's is the only holiday I actually enjoy/don't feel terrible about celebrating. Did you know that someone dressed up as me for Halloween? Even my mom did a double take. Anyways, I have been collecting vintage Halloween stuff for years, I'm really happy that I finally have a cool house that I love to display it all in.

Oh yeah, by the way, I guess I haven't addressed this: I'm in the process of moving! My long distance love is finally no longer long distance. Alejandro is moving in this weekend! It's been almost a year of us driving back and forth from Cleveland to Philly and vice versa. I don't think I've ever been more stoked about anything in my life. We are renting a house by the zoo with a huge yard and lots of room to party. We are both big vintage collectors, so I'm interested to see what the place turns out like once we both get all of our stuff in. Here's a lil sneak peek:

REVIEW: eSHAKTI

Headband- Etsy/Dress- eShakti/Shoes- ASOS

It seems like plus size clothing retailers are always asking we, the fatties, what we are looking for from them. When we answer with a unanimous "WE JUST WANT THE SAME CLOTHES YOU OFFER THIN PEOPLE," they apparently think we are joking. There are companies that do this (Dorothy Perkins and Evans come to mind immediately), but they are few and far between. This situation is quite aggravating, as I strongly believe ALL people have a right to on-trend clothing and the pursuit of personal style, regardless of size.

When the lovely folks at eShakti contacted me recently about reviewing a dress for them, I jumped at the chance! I have been wanting to try them out for a long time now, so I was ecstatic that they chose me to review one of their beautiful products. For those of you who don't know, eShakti is an online boutique that carries their entire stock (of their own designs only) in every size from 0 to 36! (Not to belabor the point, but I simply do NOT understand why every clothing company doesn't do this.) And not only do they carry basically every size, they do CUSTOM SIZING as well (for free the first time, then for a small and very reasonable fee from then on).

I am not a size that exists on the rack, at all. Ever. Anywhere. As I have mentioned before, I am super unproportional (thanks to my gigantic boobs). A classic inbetweenie. Most of my clothing is actually rather ill-fitting, and I do what I can to hide that fact. I have long dreamed of owning a simple, but dramatic, very structured dress. I really thought the only way I would find what I'm looking for was to make one for myself. Turns out, that is not the case. For under a hundred bucks, eShakti will custom cut a dress, blouse, skirt, or jacket for you. Can you imagine? A ready-to-wear garment created just for you.

Their business model is really cool, and makes a whole lot of sense. To keep costs to the customer low, and cut down on overstock, they don't actually "stock" any sizes. Every single dress is cut and made to order. eShakti takes their products very seriously, and if something does happen to go awry, their customer service is top notch.

Now, I'll show you how to order.
First, pick whatever the hell dress you want. Cause guess what? THEY'RE LITERALLY ALL YOUR SIZE. With are so many choices, I suggest you make an awesome one.

 Second, if you're lucky enough to be an industry standard size, you can use the 'standard size' tab. But if you're all over the place, like me, click on the custom size tag. All of these measurements are ones you can do yourself, save for the shoulder measurement. For that one, I would recommend either asking a friend, or measuring across the shoulders of a shirt or dress that fits you well.

 
Now, possibly the most fun part of this entire process- the styling! You can style the dress in whatever way you see fit. These aren't even all the options. Each dress has different styling options. I opted for the elbow length sleeve, with the above-knee length skirt. I'm a sucker for an elbow-length sleeve, and all of my dresses are too short.
When I was first writing this post, I was going to warn you guys that most of their dresses are plain and require a lot of accessorizing. But I have just gone back and checked the site, and I have to say that they have really stepped their game up! There are SO many ridiculously cute dresses on there now that I absolutely must have. I am just so pleased with the way my dress came out, I honestly have never been so emotional over a dress in my life. It's a magical feeling to put on a dress and have it just hug you perfectly. It's so comforting. I basically want to live in this dress, and it does have pockets, so I think that it might be possible...

Fashion Goes Pink

Cleveland it girl Minnie Cakez and her mom, Angie, who designed these necklaces! Find em here.
Designer Kole Steele
I was asked to cover this year's Fashion Goes Pink show on Zero Style, and seeing as how I have never shot a fashion show before, I thought it would be a really good opportunity. I'm always trying to practice taking different kinds of photos in different kinds of settings, so hopefully I did the event some justice. Also, I'll be real here, it was a treat because I have never been amongst so many stylish babes at once in Cleveland. Like, where have all these people been hiding? As you can see, there were no end to the Certified Good Looks™ going on. You've already seen what I wore, now onto the show!

cherub rock.

Cherub Dress- ASOS/Blazer- Re/Dress Online/Necklace- Forever 21/McQueen knockoffs- eBay

I was lucky enough to spend my entire weekend hanging with a bunch of babes. I went to Pittsburgh and met up with Mandy and Julie, but somehow failed to take a single photo. They are the sweetest girls, I love meeting fellow Midwestern bloggers! Makes me feel like less of a weirdo. Then, I got to eat burgers and go Halloween shopping with Nicole! Dream Saturday.

Today, I took (literally) 968 photos at a local fashion show. It's gonna take way too long for me to go through all those photos, so look for them in an upcoming post. I got to hang with Katy and Jenn all day in the process, so it wasn't all work. Here is our ~VIP front row bloggerz~ photo.

 As always, you can check my Instagram for more photos! And, for good measure:

dogtooth.

Sunnies- Zenni Optical/Moto Jacket- Dorothy Perkins/Dress- swapped with Emily/Shoes- Fred Perry/Bag- ASOS
I didn't lug my camera around this weekend, so if you wanna know what I got up to, check my Instagram!

This counts as a fall outfit, right?

Flower Headband & Bee Belt- ASOS/Everything else- Vintage

I realized I hadn't posted anything under the part time mod tag lately, so I pulled this gem out of the back of my closet. How did I not wear this once over the summer? I obviously have too much clothing. Luckily, it's totally fall colors, so I should be able to throw a cardigan and some tights on with this and rock it for the next couple of months. This outfit is dying for my beloved fall go-to tangerine Make Up For Ever #40 lipstick, which I not so conveniently seem to have misplaced (and it is annoying me to no end, tbh). Can anyone recommend an orange lipstick they like? I might as well take this opportunity to try something new.